Freedom Duck (thefortunateson) wrote in repubsunite,
Freedom Duck

Abstain From STDs

Cross-posted from newjingoists

There is a conspiracy on - the Liberals? at Yale and Columbia University, as reported in the (liberal?) Associated Press, have discovered that kids who pledge abstinence not only aren't sticking to their pledge, but they are destroying their breath and their rectums by doing it in the butt and throat (in no particular order). Crazy Kids. And who would be suprised if they weren't using condoms, because they're taught that condoms are shameful?

Luckily, the pro-abstinence movement has a champion like Leslie Unruh, president of the National Abstinence Clearinghouse in Sioux Falls, S.D., who has the courage and moral clarity to declare the study performed by these respected Universities "bogus".

I'm just waiting for that study from Bob Hopkins University.

Abstinence Pledgers Risk STDs, Study Claims

NEW HAVEN, Conn. (March 19) - Teens who pledge to remain virgins until marriage are more likely to take chances with other kinds of sex that increase the risk of sexually transmitted diseases, a study of 12,000 adolescents suggests.

(I'm sure the sampled groups were all liberal kids)
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